Scratch and Dent Emporium

Some years ago, we hired a guy we lovingly refer to as "Tax Credit Dave". Although his intentions were always good, he possessed the motor skills of a drunken sailor, and the intellect of your pet's favorite chew toy. Accordingly, we are working with our local legislators to institute a tax credit program built specifically for companies like us who provide Dave and his ilk the sense of purpose everyone deserves. His shortcomings, along with our bleeding hearts and poor decisions have led us all here to this, Tax Credit Dave's "Scratch and Dent Emporium"! Please call your local branch to find out the details on some of Tax Credit Dave's finest work!